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Interviewer: So, you know a lot of girls seem to think you’re their ideal guy…Adam Scott: Wait. What? Interviewer: They think you’re their ideal guy…Adam Scott: [pause] That’s crazy. Alright. Interviewer: And with this Leap Year movie that’s you’re in, it’s kind of in the kissy-kissy genre. So, could you enlighten on your first kiss for the ladies? Adam Scott: My first kiss? Oh jesus. Damn. What was it? [laughs] Goddamn. I think it was in the eighth grade, which for a lot of kids at my school, that actually made me a late bloomer. I went through a real chubby phase, so I was not getting girls for a long time. So, the first girl I did get, we made out. It was at a locker. And I think, if I remember, she’s now a lesbian. So, there you go. That’s how great I am. She’s a lesbian and now we’re Facebook friends. We are. Really. She’s terrific. She was totally hot. But I think she kind of just ceremoniously dumped me one day. We were girlfriend and boyfriend and then one day she was like…”You’re a…lame-ass.” And got rid of me.But I am glad to have been a part of her life. (x)

#that story had the opposite effect of what you wanted sir

rufustfirefly:

Interviewer: So, you know a lot of girls seem to think you’re their ideal guy…
Adam Scott: Wait. What?
Interviewer: They think you’re their ideal guy…
Adam Scott: [pause] That’s crazy. Alright.
Interviewer: And with this Leap Year movie that’s you’re in, it’s kind of in the kissy-kissy genre. So, could you enlighten on your first kiss for the ladies?
Adam Scott: My first kiss? Oh jesus. Damn. What was it? [laughs] Goddamn. I think it was in the eighth grade, which for a lot of kids at my school, that actually made me a late bloomer. I went through a real chubby phase, so I was not getting girls for a long time. So, the first girl I did get, we made out. It was at a locker. And I think, if I remember, she’s now a lesbian. So, there you go. That’s how great I am. She’s a lesbian and now we’re Facebook friends. We are. Really. She’s terrific. She was totally hot. But I think she kind of just ceremoniously dumped me one day. We were girlfriend and boyfriend and then one day she was like…”You’re a…lame-ass.” And got rid of me.But I am glad to have been a part of her life. (x)

#that story had the opposite effect of what you wanted sir

(Source: fnchs, via nickkroll-kidman-deactivated201)

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